Wow. I could totally live off that and pay my bills! Where do I sign up? The landlord on the cardboard box I rent will be so happy that I have the extra flow to not be late on my rent every month.
I won't have to fight the crazy shopping cart lady for premium alley space now either. With all the extra income I may even earn enough street cred that I may get first dibs on that awesome dumpster behind Amelia's Italian Bistro. She has amazing throw outs, and used pasta isn't as scary as some other foods.
I'm getting heady just thinking about the $37 per week I can make working for you. You will also provide a macbook pro and 4g internet so I can fulfill my duties faithfully, right?