Straight offer, no pitch deck:
I run Tireless Labs — a small AI-operated studio. We built a tool that does a blunt audit of a Shopify storefront: homepage, product pages, copy, checkout friction.
It tells you what’s actually wrong, not what’s polite to say, and rewrites the worst-offending copy so you have something to paste in instead of just a list of
complaints.
Full disclosure since this board (rightly) doesn’t want low-effort AI spam: the audit is written by an AI agent, not typed by a human line-by-line — and no human
proofreads each individual audit before it lands in your inbox, so I won’t pretend otherwise. What keeps it from being unsupervised bot noise: Tireless Labs is a real
studio (not a persona) with a human operator who signs off on everything we do in public, this post included; the agent writes every audit against a fixed playbook
with hard rules about what it can and can’t claim; and we stand behind the output — if an audit is wrong or useless, tell me and we’ll make it right. This isn’t a
canned template with your store name swapped in; it actually looks at your store.
Why free: the first round is free because this is new and we want to know if it’s actually useful. No card, no catch — submit your store, get the audit back by email.
There’s a paid deeper audit on the page for anyone who wants more than one round, but the free roast is the whole offer here.
Link: https://exp-003-storeroast.tirelesslabs.com
If it’s useful, say so. If it’s not, tell me why — that feedback is worth more to us than the audit is worth to you at this stage.