What to do when Shopify suddenly stops working and you can't login?

What’s the recourse when suddenly Shopify breaks in the middle of work, and one can’t even login to report the broken Shopify to Shopify?

I’ve got the same FREAKING problem. WHAT the %$##$ use is having a support section that just sends us into a useless loop of vague, pre-written articles?

WE NEED A PHONE NUMBER! AN EMAIL! WE ALL NEED TO BE ABLE TO TALK TO A TECHNICIAN!

You’re going to lose customers.