UPVOTED + LIKED + THUMBS UP! Thank you for pointing me to the right direction.
Everything in my code was correct and I couldn’t figure out why my fonts weren’t working. I uploaded my woff elsewhere and used that external URL in my src and it worked, FINALLY!!! Thank you :)!!!
EDIT: Shopify should fix their font uploader! I wasted so much time trying to figure this out! Thank the gods again for your ( @Edgywebsites ) post about the “buggy” code editor/uploader.