I feel like that joke where a 1970s era Donald Trump is asking “Why are all these time travelers trying to kill me? I’m just a real estate agent?”
Why are all these SEO specialists hounding me daily? They all can’t just be wasting their time. What do they know that I don’t? My shop is on Shopify! I didn’t write the SEO. All I did was choose a template. What is going on?
